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If two people are arguing and one person says, "You know what...", that argument is about to get awesome.

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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

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When someone tells you to hurry up and finally when you're ready... they aren't.

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Deleting everything you've typed 'cause you saw the other person was typing -

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"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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That awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance

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That awkward moment when the sentence doesn't end how you octopus

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